Mmmmm... nothing more attractive than desperation.

I know what you mean. I generally won't even click on their clips anymore. I'm assuming the new target audience of National Geographic is 5-7yo children. I used to get the magazine as well... what a waste. Pretty pictures (sometimes) but that's about it.

Cool. Had never been there myself. My first thought was "wow, the railings are really low". Then I noticed the barb wire running around the lower level... which makes sense.

The numbers for sub-Saharan Africa just mean everybody is really super-duper healthy and they rarely need doctors. Yeah, that's it.

Satan? Is that you?

Yay! Now people can ignore speed bumps and jump those strips police lay down to disable vehicles. Thanks Bose!

Jeans are cheap?

I wonder if it hurts being that stupid?

Gee, I always wanted soap that looked like tiny severed hands.

A blue blob on your eye? Not a dolphin, a heart or a unicorn? Maybe plan ahead next time.

"She shoves them to show who’s boss,” said Chris Faulkes, a zoologist at the University of London.
She likely just shoves the pregnant ones down the stairs.

65%... but I'm Canadian so I figure that's decent.

Yeah I'm just being nit-picky but that's not a chipmunk. Likely a ground squirrel or prairie dog.

Hmmm, what the??? Ok, so a big plastic tube covered in urine splatter is better than the odd drop on a toilet seat?

"They doubt the 2yo could read all the signs". Yeah, I doubt his parents could either.