I'm still having a hard time feeling any sympathy for an industry that charges $3.00 for two aspirin.

Who the hell needs a drummer or guitarist? This is the best acoustic version of anything I've ever heard.

"You’d probably do the same if you were a toddler."

No. My parents would have spanked me in public if I'd gotten anywhere near the area clearly marked off by the velvet ropes.

Likewise, my own children would never have been more than an arms length away from me when they were that age, at least not in public.

This is another case of a parent too lazy to watch their own child. You don't wait until the house is on fire to tell a child not to play with matches. This really isn't any different.

Well that was disturbing. How that whole clown thing caught on, I'll never understand.