Resumes won't go away. This is a specific field where that is important. I need a portfolio for my profession and most people don't even need those.

I wonder if he pretends to paint fish, but instead used living goldfish in resin. XD

You did what in a clock!?!?

I have a friend that actually did this. He'd shower in the dorms or the gym for free. We were in the architecture department which was open at all hours, which is essential for this lifestyle.

That's an old lady...

Maybe this is a stunt put on by Kmart. Then all these people will hope they get free stuff too if they go to Kmart. That store again is Kmart.

How can a baby animal be so ugly? I think the mama made the right choice.

Not to mention they fart every 5 minutues, and it's rotten too.

Why did I listen to the whole thing!?

Finally, someone understands why I was so nerdily confused when these people entered the spotlight.

Cats, no longer the heartless beast previously thought, communicated to humans with a distinct "meow". The humans discovered that this "meow" was nothing like that heard by food dishes. This could only have one explanation, there are missing kittens nearby. Not only does this fly in the face of modern scientific thought, but challenges mankind to acknowledge that a simple mammal has parental instincts, and advanced inter-species communication.

Newsflash: Cat remembers she has kittens after being hit by a car.

In other news, a cat also ate some cat food.

Fish can flop on land.... THANKS SCIENTISTS.

Another strange factor to think about is that people don't appreciate things that they don't spend as much money on. I've seen and heard this happen time and again. For example the worst clients I've had for architecture or construction have been the ones you give the best deals to. It's not across the board but most of the time the people that pay full price let you do your job and don't interfere. The same might happen with restaurants, you get more rifraf than usual.