oh, and to test the theory..."Could one of you pussycats stop moaning for 5 seconds, get your fingers of the keyboard, and try to put them to better use -- then I'll give you a reason to moan." Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Could one of you pussycats stop moaning for 5 seconds, get your fingers of the keyboard, and try to put them to better use -- then I'll give you a reason to moan."