Used on Christmas morning to open those molded plastic-sealed packages.

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For the serious shopper, these are attached to your shopping cart on Black Fridays.

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$10 may be the correct answer from an economist's point of view, but an accountant will have a different answer: $0.

Accountants compute value as the lower of cost or market. Since the cost of the Dylan tickets is $40, that is the value regardless of the satisfaction gained from attending the concert. Since the satisfaction and value are both $40 dollars, the amount gained from attending Dylan is zero and there are no opportunity costs.

Instrumentally retarded?

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They must be musicians, since the video indicates they're "canon" engineers.

They should be on gourd for anything suspicious.

Deep-fried Magicicadas, and I prefer Brood XIV. They'll be emerging sometime in 2025.

"Animals are going extinct at a much higher rate now than through most of the earth’s history." I doubt it. There were probably more extinctions when the dinosaurs became extinct.

Ms. Pregnant? An unwed mother-to-be showing off her belly should be crowned Miss Conception.

You'll blink first.

Stop humming "La Mer"! It's LEMUR!

She's got Bette Davis eyes...

You are getting sleeeepy, veeerrry sleeeepy!

"You're nobunny 'til somebunny loves you"