To the person who said that we should volunteer at the homeless shelter...what is it that you want us to do?

Serve food? Clean up after the homeless eat?

Here's an idea for you: How about the homeless who are eating the free food and sleeping for free, take turns to serve and clean up after each other. We have our own families to serve and clean up after....and that's after working all day.

No one deserves to sit on their butt collecting free food and pity, while productive citizens wait on them hand and foot and clean up after them.

Correction: (sorry about that)

"In today’s news, Duke called Jay’s bluff and finally got the secret family recipe for Beans. As is evident by this scene, Duke made a small fortune and Jay is officially out of business.”

"In today's news, Duke called Jay's bluff and finally sold the secret family recipe for Beans. As is evident by this scene, Duke made a small fortune and Jay is officially out of business."