Even though he had never professed any belief in reincarnation, Dom DeLuise was very surprised to find himself returned to the world as a puffer fish.

Unfortunately for Sean Penn, he was recognized even in his kangaroo disguise. He then dealt with the paparazzi in his usual manner.

Scab replacements for the striking Christmas Employees Union Local 1225 line up to get their daily assignments.

GAH! Stupid double post, my bad. Please delete.

Mods, if the last one is too risque. please delete and substitute this one:

“Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McNoodle has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track.”

OK mods, if that one does not pass muster (as the system just warned me it might not) I will change it to this:

“Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McNoodle has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track.”

"Please note how world-class sprinter Johann McDingus has cleverly oriented the packaging envelope to give himself maximum aerodynamic qualities. It is no accident he is flying down the track."

Which I see is exactly what unohav said a few comments above me. There you go uno - you're not the only one.

I do have to add that unless the text underneath had not told me, I would never have actually seen the DOG there. I thought it was some kind of giant plush-y doll or crochet creation.

"Shearers in the half-shell! Poodle Power!"

Mrs. Damocles dog, Timaeus, was later found to be hypertensive and exceedingly agitated. Quite rare in dogs apparently. Experts are investigating any outside sources for Timaeus' condition.