Somebody needs to tell fatso that 290lbs isn't "big" it is HUMONGOUS. Perhaps what he meant is that he's not The Humongous from Mad Max: The Road Warrior.

I should also mention that I'm devastatingly handsome.

The nanny state is going to kill us all.

A Dalek.

I'd like to challenge the conception by pseudo-fanboys that Han shoots first. He does not shoot "first", as that implies a second shooter. In actuality, Han is the ONLY shooter. After he activates his blaster in that way that he does, Greedo is far too dead to pull the trigger.

In conclusion, the motto should not be, "Han shoots first", but rather, "Han shoots, Han scores".

Once again sexual degenerates try to corrupt the minds of our children by introducing them to concepts they're not mature enough to process. Political correctness embodied through Jim Henson's legacy and force fed through publicly funded media? No, thanks.

I made a shirt like this for my son to wear at halloween. When he was 4.

"Funny or Die", huh? I would've thought he'd choose funny. Is that video some desperate cry for help?

The real question here is: Why did they put a horse in their ad? Isn't it a product for women?

I can't turn off my science brain long enough to avoid the question: How does that small wing area support that huge central body mass during flight?

Sorry.

Isn't 7 total cancellations about half of "all the people who subscribe to the Archie books"?

Let's get the US out of the UN. It's a farce, a facade that tyrannies and despots across the world use to lend legitimacy to their regimes.

Sobering article. It mentions but doesn't emphasize the deleterious impact that unions have had. 80% of the USPS budget goes to salaries and benefits. That's not leaving much for, you know, the actual workings of a postal system - buildings, vehicles, machinery, etc. Email has doomed them. FedEx and UPS will eclipse them. Good-bye, letter carrier.

Holy crap! My four year-old daughter is also a brilliant artist! Who knew? Now if I can only convince some schmuck running some schmuck modern art gallery to display her messes, uh, I mean, art, then I can rake in a fortune!

More union win.

Just like at GM and Chrysler. Bankruptcy.

Just like the state of California's government employee pension plan. Bankruptcy pending.

Just like the National Education Association. Spending more per pupil than all but one industrialized nation and getting bottom-of-the-barrel results for decades.

Thanks for the weekends and 40-hour work weeks, unions, but your time has passed.