Oh Lordy, those Wacky, Crazy Japanese! Crazy! Japanese! Wacky! *eats oreo pizza* Wacky Japanese! Crazy! Wacky! Lordy! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
The Zing can be put to good use by stretching it out and strangling it's clever creator to death with the spoon's mangled spring. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
What, no bloody fatalities? so no Steve Jobs spurting blood after getting his limbs ripped apart? Lame. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
John Dillinger is actually alive and (not so)well, he's was just in hiding. You all may have recently seen him in the news under the name Josef Fritzl. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
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