Clearly more than 2 cellos? Sorry, only 2 cellos and a loop/delay pedal. The only part that is looped is the ostinato (ie. fast, repetitive) part. Source: I'm an orchestra director and experiment with this kind of performance.

Here is the Lean shoe that MJ wore in Smooth Criminal- similar idea.... http://michaeljacksoncelebrityclothing.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=12679

However, I've decided to walk around all day screaming "Butt Magnets" randomly to see what kind of looks I get.

I'd like to scream "Butt magnets!!!" However, I think it is a take on the old Clown Shoe Lean. A built-in seat in one leg of their pants that connects to the stage.

The black ooze from Prometheus. Spawns new conversations every time you open the box, and opens up the possibility of a Spider-Man/ALIEN crossover.

Powered by Caffeine XL, please.

I'm pretty sure they use these to drill precise holes in coconuts in order to make them look like bowling balls- you see them in all the cartoons.

Powered by Caffeine, XL please.

Here is the senior editor's email if anyone else would like to send their thoughts. Mine were pointed but respectful, I hope.

[email deleted by admin - while it's public info, we don't want to incite mob mentality here at Neatorama]

As a single father, I find this offensive, devoid of fact, and unrepresentative of both my own situation, and that of my married friends. These "statistics" may have held for a father in the early 1960s, but is irrelevant today, as the breadth of experience is too wide to pinpoint a meaningful mean.

Go Greece lightning, you're burning up the Aegean. Greece lightning, go Greece lightning!

Why is Bakula there? Surely not for that stupid little show that threw out canon, good storytelling, and decent visual effects just to call itself a Star Trek show, right?

And worse- she's playing it with a pick! #sacrilege

That's an electric bass. Please don't diminish the bass world by calling it a guitar. The bass has been around a lot longer. A guitar should be called a piccolo bass.

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Wow!! But I do hope he keeps that job for awhile. In this economy, may be his best bet!

1. Battleship Antisocial edition: Square pegs, round holes...

2. Darth Vader - Galaxy's Best Father - Wacky Wisecracks Bobblehead

1. Battleship: the Board Game "Rampant Capitalism Apology" edition

2. Narwhal Ring Holder