Yes, they do live in trees. This is the sort of creature from which we evolved. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I think this sign may have been misinterpreted. It appears that it might mean 'Do not urinate between the giant scissors blades while wearing skintight overalls that display your prominent buttocks.' Or something like that. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
If you believe that story, see seller's other auction: a fine old bridge in New York City. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
This cat is just sleeping with its eyes open. I have one that does it all the time. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)