I love fake Kristen Stewart.

I'm in Denver two or three times a week, and drive past a hospital every time, but have never heard these! Or, maybe I have and assumed it was just a stereo...

Denver drivers suck ass, though, so I'm not surprised they needed to do something different.

Simpsons did it!

Totally digging the super chill Mario theme remix.

"Chocolate footprint" sounds like a dirty sex thing I never want to learn about.

When I search the site for Denver, CO, it gives me results in Idaho, New Mexico, and Mississippi. Guess I'm not doing anything fun that day...

In what fucked up universe is it alright for a religious leader to have a 30,000 dollar watch, when he could be using that money to, I don't know... help the community? And wear a 10 dollar Swatchwatch. Come on now.

I really like Safeway's bagels. They're "freshly baked," though since they're the same nationwide, I'm pretty sure it's the same dough. Delicious, though.

Something about the sound of it is really unsettling and weird and unearthly, like the sound of an alien hovercraft shooting lasers in a 1940's science fiction movie.

@Thorfin - it seems common with cosplayers because it's common with manga and anime, duh, not the other way around.

The eight legs are distracting me too much.

Good. From the sound of it, he was abusing the system. 24 complaints in 8 months?! You'd think he would have found a different company after, oh, eight complaints within as many months...

It's clearly something erotic.

"Shoe."

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That doesn't look like a recycled tires sink!

+1 bad reference joke.