I have a good recipe for those.
On a Kaiser Roll.

If you put a Mudsucker on your hook for bait, put your rod in one of the holders on the back of the boat. Then cruise around the ocean at a slow speed. It almost assured that you'll catch a Troll.

If a Mudsucker doesmn't work, a bag of peanuts will.

"went to the Bioko Island in Equitorial Guinea to record the island’s diverse wildlife"

"Oh no", here we go again.
City folk go wandering off to some God forsaken, unheard of, other side of the globe, strange island to look at animals. Next thing you know, they come back after eating, who knows what hallucinagenic, strange spinach that was probably the only thing out there to eat aside from colorful, cartoon lizards. Next thing you know, they've got some kind of a "Transformer Theory".

Yea, thats how it happens alright. All that Spooky Spinach, and they tell the world that they saw animals that were transforming more than a Saturday morning robot cartoon.

Yea, no kidding, thats why they call them Chameleons.
But that doesn't mean that they transformed into Boy George you know.

Oh I can just see it now. Heaven help us. This lizard even possesses an opposing thumb. Thats it, its all over. The Transformer Lizard is definitely destined to be our new closest cousin.

With opposing thumbs and a smoother tongue that snatches up more bar fly's than even Bill Clinton's. Everyone can say good bye to old cousin Magilla. There's a new dog just rolled into town, and like his twin brother Billy Boy, he's going to fu*k everything within sight of his 360 deg. pooper peepers, all up!

Damn far away islands, there's a reason why God had put cannibals out there in places like that. In case if anyone from the civilized world was crazy enough to go out there, they were'nt supposed to make it back and mess everything all up.

That cake looks like an actual life-size turntable.
The little kids at that party who are the ones that are always sticking their fingers in the cake's frosting before its cut, are going to be all over that cake. They'll be "scratching" more than an old mangey hair-less dog.

I'll be farewelling from the Kentucky Derby next May. Can she make me an actual life-size Thorough-bread cake? It can be of whatever shape, as long as its a thorough bread cake. I don't like those 50% bread 50% headcheese ones.
They're not exactly the best Cheesecake in the world

Is there any particular reason why this Vietnamese related story comes right on the heels of 2 dog stories?

Neatorama is not stereotyping are they? I sure hope not. That would not be very Politicaly Correct Nice Dammit!

"952 gallons of coffee!"
"Son of a Sketchy Saigon Snake-oil Salesman"
I can't believe that!

No wonder all those nice folks over in Little Saigon are always so nervous, and the dogs too.

@ recidivista
1)(In Los Angeles, the bacon-wrapped hotdog that made the garment and produce districts smell so divine has been banned)

Mini skirts that smell like hot dogs "before" they've been worn, don't sell very well.

2)(You can still get one if you know where to go)

Since you can't get them in L.A., you have to go wherever you can find alot of Mexicans.

Thats why they dont have bacon wrapped, hot dogs in L.A. Being located so close to the Mex/Us border, nobody in L.A. wants to mislead anyone into misidentifying them as possible illegal aliens.

If you thought bacon wrapped dogs in L.A. were non existent, illegal aliens are unspeakably unimaginable.
"Oye me no, como piensas"!

The city of 76'.
"Yankee Doodle went to town, they mugged him for his Daytons. Stuck a hot dog up his *** and called him Chicharony"

@ Alison
(I’m really glad I don’t like bacon, otherwise I think I’d be on my way to death with this trend)

I've got news for you, with or without bacon, your on your way there anyway. So you might as well enjoy the ride. Here's a bit more healthy "dog recipe" for you.

1) Snap off those useless little thumbs from the underside of a Datschund.
2) Wrap the freshly dethumbed, oiled down, dog in an entire pork belly(if dog is uncharacteristicaly large, wrap in 2 pork bellies)
3) Bake in the oven at 345 deg.(preheating is extremely neccesary. Otherwise they yelp for too long)
4) Enjoy! Excellent with an import Pilsner
(If you partialy dethumb, leaving only the first knuckle, then its a "Pork Knuckle Dog")

Some people prefer this "Hog Dog" recipe "smoked".
However, that is more difficult, being that you first have to train the Datschund to light up a stogey.

Some, danger-loving, thrill-seeker, adventurous eaters like the Japanese, whom eat poisonous Puffer Fish. Many times, prefer this dish, like Sushimi, uncooked.
However, unless you customarily eat with an unsheathed Katana(Samurai sword) in one hand, I don't recommend the raw "Belly Dog". This dish, uncooked, will often bite back!

If you like this one, in the future, I can post my recipe for "dog on a stick". Thats called a
"Schtuckhund".

Thats not a dog, thats a cow!
Can't anybody tell from the coloration? White with brown and black patches + big & fat = Cow!

Fat people owning fat dogs?
I once knew a girl that was a total slut.
She owned a dog with a big, fat Vagina!
Other dogs(both the four legged and the two legged kind) were always jumping over their fence.

My dog has a really big penis.
He's a Chuhuahua. His penis is bigger than he is!
His name is Pedro. Thats Mexican for Peter.
But my dogs name is Amador. Mexican! not Spanish.
The Spanish don't have a breed of dog.
They have bulls.............with really big testicles!
Horny bulls!..........with Horns!............Big ones!

Some people think the dog in the picture is a Jack Russel Terrier. Some people think its a Fox Terrier.
Maybe the only real problem is that nobody knows what breed of dog it really is. Maybe its a Fat Terrier?
It certainly looks like a Fat Terrier to me. The
owners ought to be punished for starving their dog.
To me, it kinda looks too skinny, now that we've established that its really a "Fat Terrier". Just think, if its an American Fat Terrier and not an English one. Then it needs to be even fatter yet.

Of course the owners could no longer take care of them.
What owners that have been eaten by their dogs "can" take care of anything after that? Yummy, a dogs favorite, "Master Meat". If the owner was having an identity crisis, then its "Master Mystery Meat"

@ Barbwire
(There was a nursery in Manhattan Beach CA that had a dog living on the roof)

Thats because from the elevation of the roof, the dog can lift his leg and piss on every tree in the whole nursery................All at once!

Just think, when you were there shopping for Queen Palms, you thought it was raining cats & dogs.
But it was just dogs'......................piss!

@ Lelielle
(They have goats living on the roof of a small town called Coombs in B>C> Canada)

So, what do you want?...................A cookie?

The devil also went down to Georgia,
But when he went, they had a "Fiddler on the Roof"!
............Named Yohnny

verse:
"I got a drink in my hand,
I got cheese between my toes,
now all that I need........is thuuu Cheeeessy Woooman"

"Understand"

chorus:
"Here I am ain't no man of the moon no"
"All I need is the Swiss Cheesy Ho's yea"

I wonder what they write on the label of their
"Meat Cake"?

..........I better not!

"If your trying to be a rock star, please hang up and play again"

"the number or tune you have dialed is incorrect, please check the tablature or notation and try again"

"In order to place a long distance, inter-galactic call, please play the correct Solar Systems' code, followed by ELO's "Telephone Line".

If they had snapped the photo a few seconds earlier, the pack animal would have been packing one heavy load right between his humps.

@ Moodindigo
(He actually sounds *proud* of this behaiour, like it’s a competition. Spying on people just so he can humiliate them in public. Yuck.)

Reading "public" postings is not spying.
If he were calling them by name and pointing them out, then describing their sins. That would be public humiliation.

Just in case the story is even true?

@ Alex
(After Constantine I converted to Christianity, the persecuted religion (surprise!) turned into a persecuting one: The Roman army sieged and conquered Jerusalem, and destroyed the Second Temple of Jerusalem)

Constantine simply made Christianity legal. Since during his time, it had been made a matter of official policy to persecute Christians within the empire. Neither Constantine nor the Roman empire persecuted pagans. That is a flat out lie, with no historical evidence of it. During Constantine's reign Paganism was still alive and well, and there was no decreed banning of it. He merely caused Christianity to be tolerated along with the previously existent Roman religeons. Constantine resurected the Roman Senate, of which most of its members were Pagans during his rule.

"Herods" temple(the 2nd) in Jerusalem was destroyed by the Romans in 70 a.d. while they were still completely pagan. That was about 230 years before the time of Constantine's reign.

@ Ted
(Christianity was adopted by the state as its official religion. I haven't read of any Christians at the time saying, “Oh, but maybe we should remain separate from the state…” or “Do we really have to destroy and loot these pagan temples?)

Why would they have said "maybe we should remain separate from the state." The Romans didn't have any policy of "separation of church and state." Why should they have been expected to adopt such a policy at that time? Since throughout the empires entire history, the Roman politicians had all always been religeous. They had always been pagans. With rituals conducted even at the Senate building.

As a matter of fact, not even America has such a
"separation of church and state" official policy.
At least not in the way in which its been interpreted by atheists and the ACLU. "Separation of church and state" was ammended in the 19th century by a hugely majority, Protestant America. Ammended during a time in which there was a giant wave of Catholic immigrants coming to the U.S. from Europe. Americans, having been aware of European and Latin American history, as well as the then, present time. Knew all too well of what had always been the case whenever the rulers of a state were Catholic. That in fact, the rulers would soon become the Vatican. "Separation of church and state" was ammended by, the mostly religeous, representatives of religeous people in America to guard against Vatican rule. Not for a tyranical minority in the 20th century and beyond, to use it as a weapon against them. In that tyranical minority's quest to eliminate that which they are so extremely intolerant of. Not to mention, ignorant of. As well as of Americas true history. Such as Congress' nickname during the war of Independance.........
"The Bible Congress". Kind of a strange name for a bunch of national founding, supposed, secularists. Would'nt you say?