Fools. Don't give Tai Lung anything which might help him escape.

Sisyphus

I wonder what percentage are from academic scholarships. With those scholarships, I suspect that the majority go to students from wealthy families, as academic success of students correlates with the education level of the parents--and wealth. Likely, broadly, the rich are winning the scholarships and the not-as-rich are paying for it with ever-increasing tuition. There are other scholarships to consider, but at some level, the previous sentence is true. What weird system.

He needs to be named: Louis Helmburg III

I always thought the local term "Down River" was basically south Detroit: Allen Park and Lincoln Park, mainly (both are suburbs).

An inch hitter.