I know this is a somewhat older post, but I had to chuckle when I saw this regarding Dogpatch USA. I live close to Springfield MO and when I was younger, I recall my parents wanted us to go to Dogpatch. We got in the car and drove the approx 2 hours and found that it had been closed for years. Must have been around 97 or something. It was just like National Lampoon's Vacation (Wally World) except we didn't break into the park and get arrested or chased by John Candy.
I bought a gun after seeing what happend after hurricane Katrina hit the gulf coast and the lawlessness that went on. Also, because zombies are real and will attack us all one day. Not kidding.
Regarding the Genghis Kahn quote, in Conan the Barbarian, he says something similar:
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life? Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.