An origami battleship not folded without instructions or printing on it.

Stress Beater

Subway is Fresh food fast..

It looks cool, but I would hate to stub my toe on it.

It's the catapult from Angry Falconry.

This Is Not a Drill XXL

My first thought at looking at it was Monsters Inc.

mike wazowski, mike wazowski, mike wazowski

Pirate Rehab XXL

It's Mechagodzilla's jockstrap.

Pirate Rehab XXL

It's used for Angry Birds IRL to aim the catapults.

Schroedinger’s Cat: Wanted Dead And/Or Alive
XXL

Some of those I do agree on, however some I disagree with. Like what if you like the bacon the way they show as wrong or the rice? Follow the tips but cook the way you like it, don't worry about trends. Example not well cooked pork is the trend but I still couldn't stomach it...

Optimus Prime's baculum.

Pirate rehab, 2XX

Arr it be me wooden testicle to go with me pegleg.

unicorn poop M

Something something zombie something...

I flunked anger management in large please

Human centipede, first attempt...

Unicorn poop L

Don't care if they gave away free beer, still not going to Ikea

It's Benders stinger

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/Futurama_ep66.jpg

It's the razor my ex used for her pubes. Snaggle crotch.