Good lord, Ryan. You have way too much time on your hands. Notice it says "submit comment", not "submit novel".

Hmm I wish I could find a dating site where all the girls are plastic and fake-baked and have no personality. This site is ridiculous and I feel bad for anyone on there. I hope two people on this site fall in love with each other's beauty and then have the ugliest child.

This man has apparently not seen the price of ink.

Cop = fail. This man = win.

Next time somebody asks me how I'm so thin, I'm going to tell them it's because I'm atheist haha.

Super creative

It's sad that for a bunch of these I didn't know a book existed I had only seen the movie...

started listing??

I read the title to this and was like "Family Guy!" and then I read the description and laughed.

Awesome but should have included the retry pop lol

Real or not (I know it's not), it's funny

What are you talking about? This book never had the N-word in it! And no the holocaust didn't happen, either.

Elnots: It won't matter if you can text without swerving if a little kid runs out from behind a car at the last second and you are reading a message and don't break. People just need to stop being idiots.

Definitely one of the coolest posts in a while.

Not all of them were films. And not all used the line, they just made reference to Kansas.