Seattle's up there, but as a gay man, I must warn any ladies thinking of moving here that the excess of single men is likely due to the fact that we're the second gayest city in America after SFO. It made my early 20s so much damn fun.

It's odd. I can recognize a muscular woman, since I work out in a dojo full of them, and see how their muscle skews their BMI. I also looked at a lot of normal women and thought they were way too skinny.

But when I looked at the one guy who was underweight, all I could think was, "Hot." We gay men really are pigs.

Wait a minute. I thought that the kilogram was defined as a thousand grams, which equals the weight of one cubic centimeter of water.

This is fantastic. I went to Zagreb in 2000, and it was horrible. I couldn't even stay a day when I saw all the dull gray of the giant apartment blocks.