Oh, yes! This was published as the title article in the book "A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown and Other Essays for a Scientific Age". That book also includes "Ode to a Mushroom Cloud" ("I think that I shall never see A cloud as lethal as you be..."), "A Psychoanalysis of US Missile Failures", "Meihem in ce Klasrum" ("fixing" our use of the alphabet), "Digging the We-uns" (future archeology), "Calling All Stars" (a remote advanced civilization considers whether there is life -- possibly intelligent -- on Sol 3), and more. Now where did I put my copy...
Er... Remember that not all gluteus maximi are hairless. Just the thought of that...
(Cool Jewels Ice Tray, please)