Thinking of a clever "In Russia, the X Ys you" type of joke but that would be cheap.

Didn't know he was a painter. Why haven't I come across this interesting bit of old news before?

Wow. Sort of like a phantom limb sensation.

I have the opposite feeling when I'm entering a hypnocogic state (between sleeping and wakefulness). My eyes are closed but my mind thinks they are still looking around the room!

Larry, the Special Olympics is for retards and the Paralympics is for cripples. But really, is this coarse language really necessary?

White people have definite suicidal streak. Is it the guilt?

Those darned self-sacrificing altruists?

I've been forever looking for that Grammy(?) performance where Aretha Franklin stepped in for Pavarotti to do Ave Maria. He had to cancel for health reasons. Anybody have it?

I can understand the initial appeal of wanting to live in some hobo-opolis but once the novelty wears thin and the romance is all but gone you'll be pining for a 3500 sq ft beige box with central heating in a subdivision .

Wow. Billy Ray Cyrus has got to be the dreamiest butch lesbian stud I've seen in a while.

Remember those "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" kid's books from the 90s? Stephen Gammell's style (drippy, moth-eaten, ectoplasmic?) used to really creep me out. I get the same vibe here.

Oh. I was expecting to read about Jaco...

A dream come true! McCay's work is deserves, no!, demands the rare eye, kid gloves, and high level of detail Miyazaki possesses. Lucky this project didn't go to an American studio. They would spoil it all with sarcastic/scatological humor, stupid sidekicks, and ugly, ugly CGI.

This man tries too hard.

Wait till you see the the Dutch's giant Nutella Abraham.

Ha! Adorable!

A sleek corporate symbol has its portrait done ala Dorian Gray...