That won´t stop me from eating it.

Swedish artist Olle Hemmendorff, borned in 2001.

I already know why. I want someone to tell me how to stop!

I will set the cat on fire to see how it works. Oh my god! I bought you the plane! Sorry...

Stupid bear. There won´t be another opportunity for him.

Genious! No one will pay attention to a church.

"Well, it’s hard to teach wit - but all of us can learn the next best thing: the approximation of it by obfuscation, i.e. using big, difficult, and obscure words."

Maybe encourage people to read books to improve their vocabulary rather than add to the legion of dorks using words they've memorised but don't properly understand? Just a thought.