"A Disney Channel spokesman, Patti McTeague, said in a statement on Sunday that the photos were meant to sell magazines."

Oh dear! What a shocking development!

What's next, revelations that Hannah Montana was created only to sell albums and concert tickets? I just don't know what to believe anymore.

We have long yellow lights in my home town, but a nearby city has red light cameras installed, paired with what seem like unreasonably short yellow lights.

This is obviously the city's subtle way of encouraging me to slam the gas pedal to the floor and accelerate through the intersection at dangerous speeds when I'm within 50 feet of the light. I suppose I could be wrong, but why else would they do it?

Apparently, the dealership has agreed to sell him the car:
http://www.autoblog.com/2008/03/23/bmw-dealer-auctions-new-m3-for-60k-on-ebay-doesnt-want-to-hon/

Needs more cowbell.

Indeed. Your "gobbly gook" argument is compelling. I was especially fascinated by the way you simultaneously question the author's mentality and maturity by asserting that he should run home to his mother. A clever move sir.

That is perhaps the most disturbing thing I have seen all day.

Finish him!

£300,000? For a cracked floor? Stupid museum.

I could nail a panda bear to mailbox and call it "art", but that certainly wouldn't make it art.

Well, so much for being productive today.