If I had to pick between the two I would pick Obama, but I don't so I am voting for Bob Barr. Unfortunately if the people in this country don't start voting for other candidates besides the democrats and republicans we are going to be worse off than we ever have been, soon it will become about money, no middle class, just rich and poor, wait what am I saying it already is like this. Oh well I hear Canada is nice this time of year.

One small step for man, one giant poo for mankind

Has anyone seen a bunny with a glass of milk on its head?

My owner says I need better posture

I got the baddest cool could never be a fool
the ladies wait to get down with me
the love i make superb to doubt me is absurd
the latest and the greatest you see.
lord it must be said I'm greatest in the bed and when i love a lemur she's mine
I know i'm really hot my diamond shines a lot i bought the baddest house i could find.
Lemur tripping out!!

"I wish I was in Zurich."

oops thought it said sweden

"Somebody get me out of here I can't take these Swedes any more, I'm Norwegian for evolution sake."

"Monkey? I'll show you monkey."

"Damn it I got rickrolled"

"Screw PETA I love wearing real fur."

The pimp hand is strong with this one.

SAY IT LOUD!! I'm black-white and I'm proud