The best way that I've found to swat a fly is to wait until it lands and put your hands about eight inches apart above and behind the fly. When you clap your hands together, the fly will be between them. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
For as long as I've been reading Neatorama, I never thought that I'd see my face on it. For this loser, it's like a dream come true. Thanks! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)