This is sick. How soon until we begin seeing McNut sandwiches on a McDonalds menu... or TV cooking specials like: "Have a Ball with Baking Balls".

I don't eat fast food; However, I imagine that a McNut sandwich would likely be the most delicious item on the McDonalds menu. You'll still get the McShits, though.

Dress like a pig; Be treated like a pig. Sluts.

Stop sending billions of our American dollars to the evil state of Israel every year.

I'm waiting for Kick A Pirate's Ass Day. >:)

Good! Start ticking all of them. Nothing ruins my appetite at the beach like some disgusting out-of-shape slob in a speedo. Kudos to the cop!

Where my fries, byatch?