Money shot!

More nominees for Parents of the Year.

"Hello, Big Belly Deli? You need to widen your door..."

"my other car is a Tata."

Really painful cock ring.

I'm a New Yorker. "Yellow Jackets?" [scratches head]

While I understand that Scientologists are the "only ones" who can help, per Tom Cruise, many thousands of non-believers tried to anyway that day.

Oh, and the term "9/11" is a registered trademark of the Giuliani presidential campaign. Use of said term for political gain by outside parties could result in legal action.

Just sayin.

Speaking as a New Yorker, Giuliani sucks and I wouldn't wish him on an enemy. Though he has managed to take credit for lowering crime in NYC, crime statistics were falling here before he even took office. Surging national economy, anyone?

Still, Giuliani's NYPD were given license to run rough-shod over the citizenry. Remember Abner Louima and "Giuliani time?" How about Amadou Diallo and the infamous 41 bullets?

Here in NYC, the Giuliani years are not remembered fondly.

They're takin' our JOBS!

"How much LSD did you take?"
"Thiiiiiiis much!"

Later, both parties were mortified by the realization that Harry's Santa beard had Velcro on both sides.

Bicyclists of the world, rejoice!

"Would it break the frikkin bank to get me a paintbrush?"

A hundred weary miles from Burning Man, Gene realized he's been fed ex.

Howie begins to realize that it would take much more than the mailman's magic envelope to sufficiently improve his vertical leap.

And if you connect all the freckles on my belly, it spells out "give me a break."