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Worst horror movie, and I've seen a few: Ankle Biters. I can't believe this was actually found in a movie store.
In essence, a rip-off of "Blade", only shot in the daytime (what?), shot in South Carolina (or thereabouts in the south) with locals cast in major roles (yikes!). Oh, and it's all about MIDGET VAMPIRES. The plot? Midget vampires need the blood and sword of a tall vampire half-breed in order to make the world infested with tall vampires. Not kidding. Seriously, WTEverlovingF.
"Fido" is a great postmodern zombie movie. "Dead/Alive" is one of the most fantastically bad, gory, and entertaining movies of all time.
In essence, a rip-off of "Blade", only shot in the daytime (what?), shot in South Carolina (or thereabouts in the south) with locals cast in major roles (yikes!). Oh, and it's all about MIDGET VAMPIRES. The plot? Midget vampires need the blood and sword of a tall vampire half-breed in order to make the world infested with tall vampires. Not kidding. Seriously, WTEverlovingF.
"Fido" is a great postmodern zombie movie. "Dead/Alive" is one of the most fantastically bad, gory, and entertaining movies of all time.
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