I'm glad to see that some people have been mentioning the oddly named town of Horseheads, NY; however, I'm a bit perplexed as to how someone that knows of Horseheads could not also mention the nearby and equally oddly named town of Painted Post, NY. Let's be honest, if your well versed enough in small Upstate NY locations to be familiar with Horseheads, you must also know of PP.
Abusive comment hidden.
(Show it anyway.)