How does a bunch of sweaty guys in rubber soles shoes chasing a ball render a wooden floor unreusable?

Hello Miss Cellania, this is a very lovely web site.

So what's the consensus on how old a grave must be before it's okay to loot it?

Supposedly, the lake where Opie skipped the stone was a reservoir, and only one skip was allowed . They didn't want the water contaminated, as if it would stay pristine with all the birds shitting in it.

Alaskans should know that the hardest thing about smoking salmon is keeping it lit.

I'd like to hear more about the apartment and corpse found in the Paris Opera house. I can't find anything online.

Willie Sutton never said, when asked why he robbed banks, "because that's where the money is."

"Entering" maybe, but "breaking" is a stretch if the garage door was already open. The chips were an attractive nuisance, a tasty salty attractive nuisance.

What's that red upright thing in the second painting?

There's gonna be a lot of naysayers and scoffers, but I've been riding motorcycles all my life and I want one of these! It's not a car and not a motorcycle, but it look like it would be fun.

"Sent home with pay". In what alternative universe is that disciplinary action?

How big does a town have to be to support a Taco Bell? Maybe they should really open one.

If having your vehicle as a screensaver is weird, there's a lot of weirdos out there.

Checkerboard carpet, too?