Next, I'll have to figure some way of fitting a steam engine under the hood. After that, candle taillights.

Richard Nixon: I did not have relations with that chicken. I repeat, I did not have relations with that chicken.

Why'd he have to pick thursday! At least push it back a few weeks so I can go on my vacation to Europe

Whoa, that skyscraper in the backround makes it seem like the aliens have invaded and brought mayhem!

I'm glad that the tornado wasn't very severe. It could've been a whole lot worse.

Here's why everyone thought it was three: the Bible never said what shape the bowl was! It could've been an oval, a square, or a triangle for any matter. "Across" isn't the same as "diameter" and "around" isn't the same as "circumference".

The Easter Bunny is getting original at hiding his eggs.

And to add to my previous comment, it's tacky to add "myth busted" to this rip off's article title.

Bean is right. The Mythbusters went above and beyond what Rory did. The Mythbusters tested the myth for 2 months (unlike 3 weeks) and the fish were left alone for a full month to remember their routine (unlike six days).

Besides, the article seems to be a rip off of Mythbusters quotes. The goldfish memory episode quoted "debunked" about five times, and stated "the theory of keeping fish in small tanks" right from the show.

If someone did a better and more concise experiment years before you did, there's no need to do a smaller test and tell the whole world.

Everyone above me except for Tom isn't getting the message. I'm a Muslim. There's a reason behind what the Saudi police are doing. They are removing the inhibitors before they can take effect.

Islam is about intention. We get rewarded if we intend to do something but don't do it. We get praised if we think of doing something bad, and then we have a mental battle and don't do that thing. And I don't mean just thinking up bad choices and getting freebies. Allah (Arabic for god) knows what we think.

Think of what Western society has become. Love here starts with a glance. Then a conversation. Then a hug. Then a date. Then a kiss. Then intercourse. Next thing you know, you become a slut with AIDS and end up with three illegimate children before college.

Islam requires deep devotion. There's no halfway mark. It's all or nothing. If you don't accept any one of the teachings, then you're not a Muslim. To Owen, that Muslim you dated probably wasn't a true Muslim or had a very weak faith.

Words from the Qu'ran (that's how it's spelled Christophe) say that there shall be no celebration or festivals outside of Eid al-Fitr and Eid al-Adha. That may sound mean, but Eid a-Adha is half a week long and Eid al-Fitr is a whole month! Anything else shouldn't be taken seriously, or even better, ignored.

We could collect all that change and get rid of the national deficit!

I wonder if the guys at the paper plant thought it was a letter opener.

Well, it is a lot less crattered than the other half. Just compare the right side to the left one-third.

I can't even imagine how slow she goes in her own driveway or parking lot.

In Soviet Antarctica, Lenin bust finds you!

Anthony, your right. There is a glitch I found out that scores double for a question if you click it and it doesn't go to the next question.

Got a 100%, but I probably should've gotten an 90% because of the glitch. Pretty good for a ninth grader.