Why does that unicorn have 2 nails(?) on each of its hooves?

There won't be a next time! )':

Black Rogue baby!

Wasn't there a post about e-mail making people stupider?

Their reaction is an effect from electromagnetic fields from electronics?

If I bought a sculpture of myself in legos, I'd probably bust it all down and start building other things.

Chad:

We live outside the city limits, and even though I hate letting this happen, the rest of my family lets one of my dogs run around outside. I'm always afraid he'd get ran over or something.

So, a GPS tracker would benefit me greatly.

I get these right before actual migraines... Except the shape kinda looks like a blank line, and the colors bend around it... Then as my migraine gets worse, the shape gets longer, and bigger... It also increases the size of my blind spot, so I can't see anything small.

I think the picture is awesome... Too bad it's not large enough to make a decent wallpaper, cause I would've made it mine lol.

That would suck for morons, like me, who watch the toaster heat up.

Can someone /please/ sum up what a recession is, and how it would affect a small town in 3-6 sentences?

I personally have noticed myself gaining intelligence, rather than losing it. See? 4 big words, in 1 sentence.

I've gained more vocabulary, and grammar skills.

Oh sweet lord. Not mah comp!

I'm scared. :(