One night Robocop dreamed he was walking along the beach with his unicorn. Many scenes from his life flashed across the sky.

In each scene he noticed prints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of prints, other times there was one only.

This bothered Robocop because he noticed that during the second and third movies, when he was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, there was only one set of footprints, so he spoke to the unicorn.

"You promised not to abandon me me Whimsindorfle," Robocop said to the unicorn (whose name happened to be Whimsindorfle.) "If I followed you, you said would be with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there has only been one set of prints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me?"

The unicorn replied, "That was when I was providing covering fire, flying above, and shooting lazers from my horn."