I seem to remember last year there was an accident near Hudson, WI involving a motorcycle that laied down on a bridge because it was covered with Mayflies. He lost control of his bike and was covered with smeared mayflies when help arrived. that is so nasty. We need rain too!

Wow, people read this site?

Either way I think the bilboards are funny and should be taken to heart. I say it sometimes, but kids these days, holy moly! lay off it!

that's beautiful

that's beautiful

Yet another reason to not go to Texas...

i was gonna say, I don't know too many folks from alabama that prefer Heiniken

it's nice that Matt decided to open up to us all. I'm glad he posted this in his blog too. Neatorama is a great website and I'm sure that we all appreciate your ramblings. Have fun with your small penis and death, I'm sure you'll find comfort in one of them.

ever heard of the song "You're Wrong" off of NOFX's EP Never Trust a Hippy?

You're wrong about virtues of Christianity
And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity
If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong

You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks
And you're wrong about trickle down economics
If you think that punk rock doesn't mix with politics, you're wrong

You're wrong for hating queers and eating steers
If you kill for the thrill of the hunt
You're wrong 'bout wearing fur and not hating Ann Coulter
Cause she's a cunted cunt

You're wrong if you celebrate Columbus Day
And You're wrong if you think there will be a Judgement Day
If you're a charter member of the NRA, you're wrong

You're wrong if you support capital punishment
And you're wrong if you don't question your government
If you think her reproductive rights are inconsequent, you're wrong

You're wrong fighting Jihad, your blind faith in God
Your religions are all flawed,
You're wrong about drug use, when its not abuse
I hope you never reproduce

You're getting high on the downlow
A victim of Cointelpro
You're wrong and will probably never know

I really like this song, I believe in it. Not you Norwood Matt...

My old roomate was a bar tender in Caledonia, MN for a few years. I currently live about 3 hours west in St. Peter, MN. Beautiful country out there and our MN river valley is nothing to shake a stick at either! very cool post!

This is just Thumb Wars, a mock-up of "A New Hope"

Sweet!

every one knows that bear had it coming.

walking around the barren winter wonderland, using it as its personal toilet no doubt, that these fine hunters have tried time and time again to keep free from the fear mongering, dare I say, terroristic bears. Spreading their bear propaganda through snarls and howls, fratinizing among other races of bears. This was obviously a grand conspiracy to combine the most loveable bear (polar, thanks coke-a-cola) and the most dangerous (grizzly, thanks grizzlebees) to gestate a bear that could work its way into our hearts and strike us down in our weakest moment.

I for one applaud these gentleman on their triumph in the name of humanity against this much overlooked threat of the bear society. :)

well guess what?

He's a guiness world record holder and you're not!

very impressive, even if I have skipped stones before

"He added some people deserved the death penalty."

but you do not deserve to profit from that. I can't figure out which is more twisted!!!

My childhood friend Aaron had a very fat cat named Pudder. His gut drug on the carpet when he walked. And his meow was a very unenthused "Moe". Loved that cat...

once a friend of mine threw a cd at my head. I ducked out of the way at the last second and it shattered upon impact with the living room window. Breaking cd's by throwing is not an easy task, and it's messy...