AHhH!!! Capitals, capitals, CAPITALS!! I swear, I love the site, but the atrocious spelling has GOT to GO! It's impossible to spend more than a couple of minutes here without cringing at some really, horrendously bad spelling. Of easy words, too. Come on, people. CAPITAL! If you're not sure, take a second to google it!

Haha, Shograt is a funny guy.

Dude, I love the site, but you've GOT to do something about your spelling. Spell check, anyone?

Basically a ton of meat per person? That would be an amazing feat.

I'm thinking that unless that coach is a woman, this school's got bigger problems than Sheila.
A "pool party at the cheerleading coach's house", huh? Sly bastard.