I've had a spider in my ear, once! It must have crawled in when I was sleeping, too. I woke up to scratching noises, very loud and kinda near... My ear itched so I got up and cleaned it with that hook for cleaning ears if you know what I mean... Inside the hook was the spider when I took it out - he Horror!
I love spiders, but I was terrified.

'Mericans don't know Spaghettieis?
That's sad.
This is the very simplest most rudimentary sundae here in Germany. It's on every single ice cream parlor menu.

I was somewhat disappointed as a little kid, when I discovered you just spoon from top to bottom, no noodle swirling...

I know people who stress themselves trying to have fun, like it's a second job they gotta do. Not me though, and I am just as German as they are.

Restless legs does not mean people who nervously bob some body part all the time, it's a condition that makes them jerk and move without their control especially at sleep. My hubby has it and it is sometimes triggered when we lay close together in bed. The touch triggers it and I get dry humped with one bump about every three seconds. Moving away doesn't help and waking him doesn't anything, too.

My uncle worked at a mental facility and he used to say sometimes he's not sure, whether he's staff or patient or at least should be one.

Ok, let me explain: The Moonwoman is bored because there are only her father - the Man in rhe Moon - and neutrums there. She gets the idea a man from Earth would be exciting and goes there in a rocket. She loses bits of her costume, because she is not used to obstructions and plays with a snake. Then she does find humans, but after dancing with them (and being laughed at) she decides there is not a man for here on Earth either and she's bored again. Her father and a neutrum come looking for her and as the savages accidently start that rocket for some reason she holds on to it, stranding her dad and his friend.

Now if I may ask, how did she come to be, if there is one man and a bunch of neutrals?

Once again I am glad to live in Germany.
Declawing, debarking, ear and tail docking are of course banned here, since, like, forever.

If you take proper care for your kitteh, he/she will use the scratching post or board. If there is one and the little critter prefers your furniture, it feels it gets too little attention from its humans.

The comparison to circumcision is a weak one. Sometimes it is absolutely necessary (e.g. phimosis), while declawing never is.
Frankly I don't understand religious circumcision, myself. To me it is an unnecessary surgery which has no benefits.
Still, cutting a little piece of skin comparing to cutting off parts of a limb seems disproportionate.

Please forgive me the spelling error. I know I don't.

Corn is seriously tasty on pizza! It's sweet and compliments very nicely with fresh vegetables and especially meats.

At least here in Germany it's quite a common toping. I myself love it, too. Try it sometimes.
The little pickled ones are good on pizza, too.

Pineapple would be a very good idea, too, though this picture shows corn (off the cob, of course), I'm positive.

Yellow stuff = corn

The price does not include shipping, it says zzgl. =zuzüglich means to be added.

Oh, puh-lease!!!

I live in Munich, if I were to be offended everytime someone mocked my culture, I'd go running around crying and slobbering for two weeks on end every year when Oktoberfest comes around. Millions of visitors dress up in Lederhosen and Dirndl and most of them look terrible in their cheap fake leather or they think they're sexy when wearing their dress mini, which is culturally unthinkable.

I see that as what it is: It's just a coustume for partying, not a mockery of my heritage. I laugh about it, that's it. And I admire someone who got an authentic one.

If we ban the donkey-riding Mexican for Halloween, then we might as well ban witches, for the Wicca could feel offended. No more vampires, there are people allergic to sunlight, don't mock them! No more Frankenstein, the scientist might feel offended!

Come on!!