I just drew a big sad face with crayon - it symbolizes my being sad about the economy.

"Darth Vader?! I hardly knew her!"

I was confused with this at first too. If you say "Traffic Signal" in the United States it's synonymous with "Stoplight" -- I was wondering where the red/green/yellow lights are.

I think Americans would understand these more as "Traffic Signal Control Boxes"

The sign seems broken -- it's stuck on "She's hot!".

Lame.