Reminds me of a Kindle commercial.

Shows China can mass produce anything, now a days.

Great, give the tool to walk off with the tool. What's to stop someone from cutting the wire?

They should be blue if Pac-Man is to eat them.

Not very good if you cannot wear it on you arm. Would be better if could be used while play a Fallout game.

1. Unicorn Poop - XL (please)
2. Zombie Doorstop (Crawling)

Thank you very much.

Three minutes of video and not one person said "Something Nice".

I though only a state Governor or the President could commute a death sentence.

Next they will be missing a trailer of hot dogs and buns.

Well, they are not rose colored glasses.

Talking to Congress: Looks like one of the dirtiest jobs Mike ever had to do.

Probably smoking in bed after a tryst with the poodle next door.

That was kind of a lame attempt at EI since there was no traffic to interfere with the ironing.

A hot dog is fully cooked before you buy it, glued meat is not. It is still raw and since it was in smaller pieces before, there is more surface area exposed to potentially harmful bacteria. That is why ground beef is usually involved in e. coli bacteria outbreaks and steaks are not.

I suppose it's useful if you have a fire in a box.