I just want to remind anyone who halfway remembers that lyric as 'a David Allen Coe song' that the Immortal Bard in question was actually songwriter Steve Goodman (who Coe actually mentions by name between verses). That song almost singlehandedly made one of my worst jobs, running an automated country radio station, semi-tolerable, and for that, to Goodman and Coe, I will be forever grateful.

Kitty dreams of chasing mouse-sized dinosaurs in the yard... and of owning a Kindle.

Kermit Banjo Muppet Movie Lunch Box, of course.

No, no, no!!! I'm a cuscus, NOT a couscous, DON'T EAT ME!!!

(SPOILER!) An urn containing the ashes of Gwen Stacy. (Actually the ashes of copies of all the Spider-Man comic issues in which she appeared, along with a few of Stan Lee's toenail clippings)

Dalek Action Figure (prefer orange 'Scientist')
http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Dalek-Scientist-Action-Figure-Doctor-Who-New-Paradigm-Dalek

I don't mean to poop this party, but that particular collision has been done before on one of Woot.com's longest running t-shirt designs (which I am coincidentally wearing right now... I have no other connection to that site)

http://shirt.woot.com/friends.aspx?k=8901