as dumb as the hoodie/hat thing is, the rest of it is actually pretty spot on. especially the black book/stencil/huge marker thing, those are all pretty standard (being a grafgirl myself, i can attest).
about the cost of seeing a movie, i know your pain! im a jerk and usually just download a torrent. it may be wrong, but it made me happy i didnt spend $15 on that JUNO movie that wasnt very good either.
1. Install red-light cameras
2. Shorten the yellow light duration
3. ????
4. Profit!