Batter in a bag?? Nasssssty.

"Beer is proof that god loves us, and wants us to be happy."

(Even is the quote is incorrect & was originally about wine.)

I say good call! I mean, what's next? She takes too long preparing his dinner, or his daily paper isn't placed at his feet promptly? You've gotta nip these things in the bud people, let's be reasonable.

This just in: The world is full of killjoys & whiners. No film at 11 necessary. LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS!!

omg el oh el you made a Jackson pedophile joke! Please. Not even original.

4324. Isn't this exactly the same as the Yeti wacking penguins and a few others?

I don't see anywhere on that set of photos where the height/weight are linked to the first pic. Sloppy writing? Perhaps. No need to cry "Bullshit!" about her story however.

One of ours wakes my Wife up by chewing on her hair, what a freak.

I know this is only a blog, but "found dead?" Come on.

Dunno about this particular tune, but his other stuff ROCKS! At the gay bar, Gay Bar - GAY BAR!

Some of these are fantastic! I love the ones about the local "squadron" for some reason.

Fuck all that, they're a riot! Oops, was I being crass?

@myocean: Yeah, my older brother went there back in the mid 80s. I went to the middle school on Base, and when it was time to move up, my folks coughed up & sent me to a Catholic High School. Meade has a lonnnnnng reputation as being pretty sub-par. Just because it shares real estate with NSA doesn't make it an institution you'd moe closer to so your kids could go there.

Yeah, I got a cognitive itch and the only thing that can cure it is - well. You know.

“Your majesty, your majesty, the peasants are revolting!”