Ahhhh, I love the unbridled optimism at this stage of the campaigns.

We can do anything!
We'll fix everything!

Fast forward to the first year of the next Presidency...

@biltmore

Oh, my sense of humor is intact & doing fine. This just isn't funny. Meh, to each their own - continue with the drooling & giggling I suppose.

Shouldn't it be titled as "The end of intelligence and hopefully Mankind" instead? one of the stupidest 'net fascinations ever.

@mmmyep, Nah, he'd simply get his own reality show, which would only last for a half season before people got distracted by some celebrity scandal & move on.

Holee crap, call The Authorities! Those people obviously have no regard for the life of that dog and MUST be stopped!!

Or, maybe it's just funny & innocent. Yeah, I'll go with that.

Sounds like a bank tellers' convention to me.

At least he didn't shoot his eye out!

I did the same pricing as well, but only maxed out at around $16,500 - I skimped.

But anybody who buys upgrades from Apple like RAM & large hard rives is a fool & deserves the screwing they're getting. Get it bare & install your own upgrades, it's not rocket science. Hey, go nuts & get that 2-button mouse while you're at it! :P

Man, I used to run fractal applications on a 386 machine and that thing would chew on a single iteration all weekend. It never produced images like that though!

Heyyyyy, not all of those shenanigans are cheeky, nor fun!

Particularly #5 - what's up there, creepy pedophile?

You just need the proper translation:

"Hi, I'm a self-important know-it-all, and I'm going to do something to get MY 15 seconds of internet fame!"

What a tool, I hope he chokes to death on bean curd.

My thought exactly. We have 3 beasts, and the prospect of facing an armada of "floaters" in the middle of the night just isn't worth it.

Nobody actually thinks these are real, do they?

Couldn't he just get a horse or donkey for her? Man, that's a textbook case of "over-thinking" a problem.

First to make a total fool out of himself? Truth!

Old people in vehicles are an endless source of entertainment! You think that driver in the mini-van will sue? Oh yes, yes they will.