If you do decide to drink this stuff - which I do not recommend... Be sure to run it thru a sieve or maybe some cheesecloth. There's little charred bits of bacon in there.
You can't delete your account. I know, I've tried. All they will let you do is "de-activate" your account. It's still there, just no one can view it. They tell you that your profile will be waiting for you should you decide to log back on.
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But I have seen a cat on a leash that acted just like a dog, leading his owner down the street.