This definitely illustrates that whenever you've got an important document that you need translated, you simply can't rely on online tools. We have to deal with a lot of foreign documentation and we always bring in a professional translation agency to do it.

I tried this with "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away" and the Danish came up with:

A long time ago , to a white-tie far , far away

Could have been worse. But the Slovenian:

"however long without , within however Via Lactea well away , ulteriorly"

Downright incomprehensible.