I've tried the coffee; unlike the others this was pretty normal in a way because, well, it's just drinking a cup of coffee. I always drink my coffee white; if I have it black I need sugar to take the bitterness away. With weasel coffee though it was sweet and creamy without milk and sugar - really smooth. It genuinely tasted better than normal food, rather than just wierder.
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