There was a youtube clip but he decided to pull it

So neon lights and produce are out for decoration and art now...

They arent trying to climb, they're escaping the death at the bottom of the escalator thats quickly catching up

Wont really matter if it legal or not. All that would have to happen is the two candidates agree that the loser drops out.

Mmmmm political loopholes

Sometimes, I lose faith in humanity (pretty much whenever I see PETA in a news article)

Looked more like a turtle that grew without a shell on its back to me

Its not R2-D2 unless theres a midget inside sitting on a tricycle

Except... that Its at a 600 micrometer scale

The yoghurt soda... I bought some middle eastern food at a mart near my place, and I decided, Why not, Ill try this weird yoghurt soda drink as well, I mean it should go with the food right?

I opened it and drank.. and it tasted like cheese in seltzerwater... in a bad way

Except for when all the people start stabbing each other to get the 1 parachute / 100 people

Its like a glorious virus is unleashed to a civilization where its technology is not developed enough to create vaccines (not just for this virus, but vaccines in general) and everyone blames deaths on magic

@anon
Its a sudoku, where the ingredients are numbers (ie, onion = some #, olives = a diff #, etc

All the land IS pretty much floating on water. Under even the seabed, there is the mantle, which is more or less a liquid. The tectonic plated "float" on this layer and are able move / collide with each other... 8th grade science ftw

At least they didnt set the chef's house on fire or throw acid at the restaraunt...

Tuna eyes are awesome, jsut some lemon and its good