Is part #4 an optional cheese grater? It looks like a cheese grater. That could be handy.

Dang it, EvilMonkey! You beat me to it! :-P

fake and gay

Or at least.....misleading and bisexual.

It would make for an interesting play, wouldn't it? Or perhaps a sitcom. They could perhaps have joint custody of a small child and call it "Three Jesus' and a Baby." Or if one of them WAS a child, "Two and a Half Jesus'."

Get me Hollywood on the phone! I got a show to pitch!

And then the guy at the bar says, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

Thank you...you're a great crowd.

Well what is it boy? Are you lost? Do you want to play?
Is it trouble? Trouble? Is it a accident? A drowning? A fire?

Fire!! Oh no! Gosh! We've got to warn everybody! I've heard about dogs like you! You're going to be famous! You're gonna get your picture taken and they'll put it in the paper! Gosh, this is exciting! You saved my life! Come on, lets warn everybody!

Arf! Arf! Arf! Fire! It's a fire! Everybody! Wake up! It's a fire! This dog, he's saving everybody's life! He's unbelievable! This is some dog! He's a lifesaver! That's what I'll call him too! Ol' lifesaver! That's going to be your name.

Number 10...just horrible.

That's cool! I used to do the same thing when I worked at a hardware store..though mine didn't sound as pretty. ;-)

Those should be called "nom-bats"

Who knew the laziest game in the world could get lazier!

This is horrible and tragic...seriously...what the hell is it doing on Neat-o-rama?

Wow...those make Joel Bauer's business cards look like CRAP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk

LOL....cryin' here.

Don't forget this old one too! http://pixeloo.blogspot.com/2008/03/homer-simpson-untooned.html

BRING IT ON, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!