Well, I am Spanish myself and it's the first time I heard such a thing. I am perfectly familiar with the craping figurine that you place along with the nativity, shepherds, sheep, the three Wise Men, angels, houses, and the silver foil river, but it's the first time I hear about this song the gift-inducing S&M ritual. Weird stuff...

That woman should just relax. Honest. I am sure her job really does not deserve so much energy. She should do like the people at artworkfromtheworkplace.wordpress.com and use all that energy for something really productive.