A simple non-electronic field sobriety test for Amish drivers, used by Pennsylvania law enforcement out of respect for Amish traditions. It clips to the driver's hat and gauges the sway.

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Used at Hogwarts to prevent over-reaching Seekers from ditching their brooms, this broom-mounted actuator automatically levels the broom when inclined too far for a rider to safely stay aboard. It is commonly called a Quidditch Snitch Witch Ditch Pitch Switch.

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It's a handy gauge to use when you want to knock up your pitch.

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A device for hollowing out pipe bowls.

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Looks like a tool for hollowing out a wood dowel or stick, perhaps for making a flute.

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Little spikes that clip onto state highway workers' hardhats to prevent birds from roosting.

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Clip-on Dali mustache

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Prototype of a 19th century ladies' Bustle.
This ill-conceived design did not catch on due to the terribly uncomfortable attachment method.

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These are Fear Goggles, the companion to Beer Goggles. When you wake up mostly sober at 5 AM and stumble to the loo, they act as blinders against the horror of discovering your newest intimate acquaintance. The flip-down lids protect against the increasing light of morning and prolong the denial.

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Scary movie watching goggles

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Lechery goggles: they allow for ah-ooga eye-popping in the presence of a beautiful woman but have flip-down restraint lids in case her boyfriend's really big.

Standard cleaver salvaged by a future waste collecting robot who misguidedly "repaired" it by attaching random parts to the hanging hole. Call it...

Wall-E Cleaver

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The HoboHelper potgang multitool. Everything you need to feast on beans, liquor, sterno, etc. Also a handy defense against yard bulls when jakeleg prevents a dash to safety.

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Grape juicer

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It's a prop from BabyStomp.

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