Air diffuser that attaches to a hair dryer, for drying ping pong balls.

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Pretty sure that's the mouthpiece from Predator's snorkel.

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Hate to be the Mr. Correctomatic schmuck but "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?" is sung in "If I Only Had A Heart," not "...Brain." My 3-year-old makes me sing both those songs at bedtime nearly every night.

Very good read though. Walt had some serious cajones. Wonder whatever became of those tiny Oscars?

Yikes. A handle at one end, a socket for the attachment of your choice at the other... I believe this is called "50 Shades of Uncomfortable Seating". The $10 bill is just there to make you feel cheap.

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Maybe a tool for attaching barbs to barbed wire.

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Don't know what it's called but I'm pretty sure Suzanne Somers sold it on an infomercial as a fitness gadget.

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Looks like the mouth mechanism for a Predator ventriloquist dummy.

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It's a yoke used when hitching up a team of pac-men to your little fruit cart.

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Old hobo's gadget for holding a hot can of Sterno under a spit of, say, rat meat. After it's cooked you can tip the hot Sterno over the meat for a nice gravy with some zing!

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Pretty sure that's the Dalek equivalent of a polliwog.

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The Molotopper.
An elegant ignitable bottle stopper for fine Molotov cocktails. The perfect gift for the discerning rioter.

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Commemorative souvenir torch necklace from the 1928 Summer Olympics. Didn't really catch on because it tended to catch on.

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Crimping tool

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Ear marking pliers for livestock.

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A recheeser. Gives little squares of any cheap white cheese the appearance of swiss cheese on your hors d'ouevres tray. Can save you, like, pennies.

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