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I actually saw this in the Smithsonian. This was President Taft's pizza de-cheeser. It was designed specifically for him and could remove the entire topping layer intact so that he could put another whole pizza in between.
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This is an old timey bunny polisher.
Bear with me here: A carrot is inserted into the holder on top and the bunny is placed on the disc (with the appropriate grit paper having been applied to the disc surface). Once the bunny latches onto the carrot, the crank is turned, spinning the disc and tumbling the bunny over and over on the polishing surface until the desired finish is achieved.
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Bear with me here: A carrot is inserted into the holder on top and the bunny is placed on the disc (with the appropriate grit paper having been applied to the disc surface). Once the bunny latches onto the carrot, the crank is turned, spinning the disc and tumbling the bunny over and over on the polishing surface until the desired finish is achieved.
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Or a 19th century precision pizza slicer.
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Believe that's an early working model of the farmship Enterprise.
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Unfortunately, those same gods will not tolerate people who do not read other replies before offering their own and can be quite veng-- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Could have said "fresh lemonade" and the, um, vandals just tossed the leftover letters.
...came the not quite timely response that was never seen by human eyes but was nonetheless mildly appreciated by the gods of the universe who aren't bound by the temporal trappings of our meager existences. And they always like a good demon flesh wisecrack.
...came the not quite timely response that was never seen by human eyes but was nonetheless mildly appreciated by the gods of the universe who aren't bound by the temporal trappings of our meager existences. And they always like a good demon flesh wisecrack.
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This was supposed to be Dr. Frankenstein's next project, the one that would bring the big bucks: a drive-thru re-animator.
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earth tree,xl,milgreen
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Some sort of peace-of-mind device Temple Grandin built for elephant farms. Farm production is up 72%. She's damned impressive.
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earth tree,xl,milgreen
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That's a group project in progress at the Borg Scout Jamboree.
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earth tree,xl,milgreen
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This is a cat boxing trainer. Pfffft! Pffffft!
abducted cow,xl,royal
abducted cow,xl,royal
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An automatic aw-shucks-er.
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abducted cow,xl,royal
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An ingenious device to mechanically reproduce the sound of one hand clapping.
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A mechanical aspergillum that allows really lazy priests to fling holy water without those taxing arm movements. Some have also used it to slap communion wafers onto tongues. And if they're willing to rotate a hand slightly, it can even make the sign of the cross.
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This is an automated zen garden rake for when you're too busy meditating.
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street fight,xl,ash